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Spicy Chicken and a Baby

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*Quick background – we’re NOT having a baby and do not want to have one at this point in our lives an marriage. Steve wears glasses because he is nearsighted and on the day in question he was not wearing his glasses because I drove.

So, on Tuesday I decided that with all this moving business that I absolutely had to go to Paper Source in Dallas and touch everything one more time before we moved, because there are no Paper Source stores in Ohio, a ration of shit if you ask me. Regardless. I also wanted to get a few letter press cards for various holidays, birthdays, and occasions coming up. I am going to be away from Steve soon and had this idea to send him sweet cards, reminiscent of our humble beginnings when we spent almost a year 1,200 miles apart. And recently he bought of bottle of what I affectionate call Spicy Chicken for obvious reasons, so I grabbed this card as soon as I saw it along with a yorkie card.

After mulling over the amount of money I was going to spend on cards to send Steve just so I could put them in my PL album after the fact (don’t judge – I know you people do it too!) was silly. I saddled up to him and said “so I was going to send these to you while I’m away, you know, because I’m sweet like that, but just decided to show you them now instead, because really it’s the thought right?” So I showed him the yorkie card first and then the spicy chicken card. All of a sudden he is clutching his chest, pale, and breathing all strange and I’m all “are you having a heart attack?! WTF” and he’s all “Are you fucking pregnant and this how you’re telling me, IN PAPER SOURCE?!” Because, without his glasses and me being the bad wife that I am, I was holding the card too far away for him to read it. Hilarity ensued as I laughed until I cried and Steve tried to regain composure and his resting heart rate.

So, yeah, that’s the kind of week we have been having. Look for more Project Life updates this week and maybe (???) some real information on our move!



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